Think Sayings

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

After marriage, husband & wife become two sides of a coin; thy just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Every man/woman should marry – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.