Age Sayings

+30

I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience.

+12

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

+7

I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.

+6

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

+4

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

+4

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

+4

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

+4

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation – as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

+4

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

+2

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

+2

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

+2

May you live to be a hundred years With one extra year to repent.

+2

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

+1

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

+1

Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.