Alcohol Sayings

+14

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?

+13

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

+12

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

+7

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.

+7

I stop drinking but only when I am asleep.

+4

Beauty lies in the eyes of a beer holder.

+3

If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an workalcoholic.

+2

I’m not as drunk as you think I am.

+2

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

+1

I drink to make other people seem interesting.

+1

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

+1

If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine.

+1

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

+1

You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.

+1

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.