Funny Baby Sayings

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A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

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When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

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I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.

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A crying baby is the best form of birth control.

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The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.

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A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.

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Every baby has turned into a ticking time bomb that can go off in your hand.

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Babies were invented to help adults grow up.

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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

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I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

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Never let a baby know you are in a hurry.

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Love at first sight is seeing your baby..you fall so hard you can never get up again..

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you get all wet.

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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.