Funny Birthday Sayings

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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There is still no cure for the common birthday.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

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May you live to be a hundred years With one extra year to repent.

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I am sorry I missed your birthday, you have had so many I lost track.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

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Finally twenty one, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since I was fifteen.

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We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

+1

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy Belated Birthday

+1

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

+1

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

0

Sorry I forgot your birthday. Can you reschedule it for sometime next week?

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Don’t despair about the number of candles on your cake. The more candles, the bigger the wish you can make.