Think Sayings

Funny Cat Sayings

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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.

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A cat is like a recipe – you always think it’s yours.

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Dogs have family – cats have staff

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It’s very hard to be polite if you’re a cat.

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Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.

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Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.

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As every cat owner knows, nobody own a cat.

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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A cat has absolute emotional honesty.

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A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.

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Cats Motto: Whatever you’ve done wrong look angelic and blame the dog!

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

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Never feed your cat anything that doesn’t match the carpet.

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Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.

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