Funny Cat Sayings
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
A cat is like a recipe – you always think it’s yours.
Dogs have family – cats have staff
It’s very hard to be polite if you’re a cat.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.
As every cat owner knows, nobody own a cat.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.
Cats Motto: Whatever you’ve done wrong look angelic and blame the dog!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Never feed your cat anything that doesn’t match the carpet.
Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
