Christmas Sayings

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Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.

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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.

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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day.

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You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

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A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.

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A joy that is shared is a joy made double.

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

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At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

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At Christmas, all roads lead home.

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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

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Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

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Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.