Funny Christmas Sayings
+2No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.
+1Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
+1Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
+1Christmas is the only holiday that we sit around looking at a dead tree and eating candy out of our socks!
+1Christmas is the season of peace and goodwill, till you go shopping & get the bill.
+1Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
+1Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
+1Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
+1What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day.
+1You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
0A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.
0Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
0Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.
0Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
0Even before Christmas has said Hello, its saying ”Buy Buy.”