Coffee Sayings - Page 3

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I make serious coffee – so strong it wakes up the neighbors.

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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

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Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.

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This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.

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Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

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Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

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A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.

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In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavor you like other than coffee-flavor.

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

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Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. Coffee is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a fouler of sleep if you want it so.