Funny Sayings - Page 3
+7Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
+7It is better to be patient, than it is to become one.
+7Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
+7A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
+7You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
+7God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.
+7Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
+7It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
+7Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
+7A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
+7People eager to get married can be trusted about as much as people eager to get elected.
+7If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
+7It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face
+7It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
+7Being in the hospital is a downer , but there is good in everything, you are being served breakfast in bed, Get Well Soon .