Funny Sayings - Page 5
+6Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
+6With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law; and every time they make a law it’s a joke.
+6My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
+6Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
+6I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
+5Never make the same mistake twice or you’ll never get around to all of them.
+5When all else fails, stop using “all else”
+5Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
+5Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.
+5If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
+5Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
+5A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers
+5It took great courage to ask a beautiful young woman to marry me. Believe me, it is easier to play the whole Petrushka on the piano.
+4Cocaine is the God’s way of telling that you make a lot of money.
+4Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.