Funny Sayings - Page 6

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

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Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

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Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

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Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person you’re complaining about.

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I can’t use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.

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A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.

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Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

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Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it

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Im not changing who I am,Im just finally figuring it out.

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My goal in life is to be as a good a person as my dog thinks I am

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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

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Your are what you eat avoid fruits and nuts.