Funny Sayings - Page 7

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Your are what you eat avoid fruits and nuts.

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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

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Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know

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I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay The bill!

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Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.

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The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be single again.

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Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.