Golf Sayings

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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

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Golf is a good walk spoiled.

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I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.

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A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors.

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A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible.

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Born to golf. Forced to work.

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Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent’s.

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Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.