Insult Sayings

+52

He always finds himself lost in thought – it’s an unfamiliar territory

+44

I’m sorry, i’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

+44

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

+43

I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

+42

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

+39

I’ve seen better looking hair in a shower drain

+38

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

+37

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

+37

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

+36

Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.

+34

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

+34

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.

+33

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

+33

Don’t flatter yourself…..I am looking at your friend.

+31

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.