Funny Sayings About Life
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Life is a series of collisions with the future.
My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Life is so unlike theory.
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Life is not a garden, don’t be a hoe.
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Life is wasted on the living.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
