Redneck Sayings

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He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.

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It’s better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you ain’t

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The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

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Can’t Feed ‘Em? Don’t breed ‘em

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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

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Redneck’s are as handy as a back pocket on a shirt.

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If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

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If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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When you’ve got a hammer, everything’s a nail

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You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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I am as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs

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I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

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It’s colder than a mother-in-law’s love.

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Redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy’s pickup truck.

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Work Harder! Millions on welfare depend on you!