Retirement Sayings - Page 4

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The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about.

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Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.

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I’m retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!

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The company gave me an aptitude test and I found out the best work I was best suited for was retirement.

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I like retirement life. It’s something to do when no one wants you to work anymore.

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When you have given so much of yourself to the Company that you don’t have anything left that the company can use.

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Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for.

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The money’s no better in retirement but the hours are!

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You’re over the hill when your back goes out more than you do. .

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You’re getting old when there’s no question in your mind that there’s no question in your mind.

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I feel like early retirement is an incredible gift. It’s a gift that everyone should give themselves.

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Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last and one day you will be right about it.

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I have retired, un retired, and retired again all in the past 10 years. I find the biggest trouble with having NOTHING to do is . . . you can’t tell when you are done.

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He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t far from retirement.