Think Sayings

Sarcasm Sayings

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You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

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Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

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Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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