Sarcasm Sayings

+19

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

+17

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

+16

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

+12

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

+11

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

+11

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

+11

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

+10

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

+10

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

+10

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

+10

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

+10

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

+10

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

+9

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

+9

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.