Sarcasm Sayings - Page 5

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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

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Your passport looks like some horror-booth application.

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Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.

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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.

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An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.