Smoking Sayings
+10My Uncle finally quit smoking. It was a beautiful service.
+10To stop smoking is very easy. I ought to know, I’ve done it a thousand times.
+10Why are cigarettes sold at petrol stations where smoking is prohibited?
+10I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t believe myself.
+9Smoking helps you lose weight … one lung at a time!
+9The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker.
+8Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
+8The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
+8My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
+8If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
+8A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
+7The only safer cigarette is your last one.
+7Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
+7Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
+7Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer.