Funny Soccer Sayings
+8The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn’t move, kick it until it does.
+7Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they’d stop fighting for it.
+7Soccer is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.
+6If you don’t concede any goals you’ll win more games than you lose.
+6As long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close.
+6Sometimes in soccer you have to score goals.
+4Soccer is an art more central to our culture than anything the Arts Council deigns to recognize.
030 minutes to go, and it’s still 1-0 apiece.
0American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
0Arsenal caresses a soccer ball the way I dreamed of caressing Marilyn Monroe.
0Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
0Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.
0Football is easy if you’re crazy as hell.
0Football is not a matter of life and death. It’s much more serious than that.
0I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.