T- Shirt Sayings
+12An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, So far so good!
+11Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer
+11We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
+10Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
+10A day without sunshine is like night.
+10Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
+10Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
+10Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
+10We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
+9Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
+9I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant.
+9There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
+9People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
+8Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
+8If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried