Funny Valentine’s Day Sayings

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I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

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Only when you mix love and laughter will you get a ‘Happily Ever After.

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A kiss is something you cannot give without taking & cannot take without giving.

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All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

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He broke my heart, so I broke his nose!

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..

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I love you more than beer.

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I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

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I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.

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My dear, lets not just talk about love; lets practice real love.

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My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe ‘Go To Hell’

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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

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My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

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Never postpone love until tomorrow, for tomorrow can be the busiest day of the week.