Funny Wedding Sayings

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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.

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Every man/woman should marry – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

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I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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I found another word for slave… Groom

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.

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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

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It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

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Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

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Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.