Funny Wedding Sayings - Page 5

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

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Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.