Wedding Sayings - Page 4

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Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

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Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.

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Marriages may be made in Heaven…BUT..The Maintenance Charges have to be paid on Earth..!!!

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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

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My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

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Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.

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If you want to read about love and marriage you’ve got to buy two separate books.

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Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.