Wedding Sayings - Page 5
0The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
0Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
0A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude.
0A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
0A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
0A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
0A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
0A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
0After marriage, husband & wife become two sides of a coin; thy just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
0Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
0Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
0Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
0Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
0By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
0Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.