Work Sayings - Page 2
- Funny Work Sayings (37)
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
If you want a long life, work for somebody!
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
My job is secure. No one else wants it.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.
People are always available for work in the past tense.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
The person who knows how……. will always have a job, but the person who knows why….. will be the boss.
The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Two people can work on a problem better than one.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.